i was raised in italian, football-programmed in argentina, and am forever a new yorker. married to the game- the game being bowling- and excellent at watching television.

i try to make ads that don’t make you hate them for being an ad. if they make you laugh, that’s great for my self-esteem..
but if they make you buy, that’s the point.

still unclear whether my ability to interject an office quote into any scenario is a hard skill or a cry for help.

Will sell contraband Kinder eggs for copywriting role.