some lore
At age five, I was voted “cutest tri-lingual cowboy” at a daycare ranch in Montana and I haven't looked back since.
When I’m not spiraling about the political and economic state of the world, I like play music, scream at pro athletes on the TV, and bowl.
As for ads?
I spent six years in sales, so I care about the bottom line as much as the tag line. I try to learn from the greats, even after their legacies get swallowed by holding companies, and I'm reluctantly exercising my AI prompt-writing muscles so the computers don’t put me on the naughty list come armageddon.
Guaranteed To Gain Experience By The Minute.