some about
me

At just five years old, I was voted “cutest tri-lingual cowboy” at a daycare ranch in Montana, and I haven't looked back since.

When I’m not spiraling about the socio-political-economic state of the world, I like to bowl, scream at the TV, and play music.

As for ads? I spent 5 years in sales, so I care about the bottom line as much as the tagline. I try to learn from the greats, even after their legacies get swallowed by holding companies, and I’m reluctantly exercising my AI prompt-writing muscles so the computers don’t put me on the naughty list come armageddon.

Guaranteed To Gain Experience By The Minute.