some about
me
i was raised in italian, football-programmed in argentina, and am forever a new yorker.
a few things you’ll never hear me brag about:
- monday night league bowling champs winter ’24
- the spectacular — truly see-to-believe — fly fishing i get to do in (redacted)
- that time judah friedlander complimented my hat
as for ads?
i spent five years in sales, so i care about the bottom line as much as the tagline (sorry) and fair warning that i will be pitching Office quotes as captions at least weekly.
Will Sell Contraband Kinder Eggs For Copywriting Role.