some about
me

i was raised in italian, football-programmed in argentina, and am forever a new yorker.

a few things you’ll never hear me brag about:

  • monday night league bowling champs winter ’24
  • the spectacular — truly see-to-believe — fly fishing i get to do in (redacted)
  • that time judah friedlander complimented my hat

as for ads?

i spent five years in sales, so i care about the bottom line as much as the tagline (sorry) and fair warning that i will be pitching Office quotes as captions at least weekly.

Will Sell Contraband Kinder Eggs For Copywriting Role.